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Poster: Grokin' in the Free World Date: Jan 22, 2007 11:21am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Who r u

or, actually, who am I?

We need a good mystery around here.

Think of the top ten posters (frequency of threads and responses). Then add four, divide by two, plus the square root of x=

(Hint: I don't think I'm Dire Wolf. He would never pull a stunt so lame as this. Or would he?)

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Poster: dyermaker81 Date: Jan 22, 2007 11:25am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Who r u

orchid?

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Poster: orchiddoctor Date: Jan 22, 2007 11:28am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Who r u

Motherfucker!

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Poster: dyermaker81 Date: Jan 22, 2007 11:28am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Who r u

wow! was i right?

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Poster: Anti-Hollow Date: Jan 22, 2007 11:42am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Who r u

Screw that. Screw you. Screw this site. Screw this band. Screw anything that makes you feel better. Screw antibiotics. Screw velcro. Screw control-alt-delete. Screw right of first refusal. Screw G.I. Joe. Screw the Treaty of Versailles. Screw right on red. Screw Ace high straight flushes. Screw all you can eat buffets.

More Milli-Vanilli. More severe closed head injuries. More tape decks that were a fraction of second fast and made all your tapes shound like Alvin and the Chipmunks play the Dead. More probable cause car searches. More nagging headaches. More Day Job encores. More full cavity body searches. More emergency landings. More airbag deployments.
More open wounds. More audits.


The preceeding was a test of what would happen if the evil inside was allowed to see the light of day.

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Poster: orchiddoctor Date: Jan 22, 2007 12:01pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Who r u

yes, SDH, you, too have passed the acid test.

Never trust anyone over 30--uh,40--uh,50 uh, 55 (well, I have one more day).

BTW, I think SDH's posts are the best reads on the board. Snappy prose style, sharp, on target, floats like a butterfly, stings like a bee.

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Poster: cush11 Date: Jan 22, 2007 10:00pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Who r u

Happy Birthday... My 55th is rapidly approaching...

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Poster: rastamon Date: Jan 23, 2007 6:28am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Who r u

so is 60! hahahaha....(ulp!)

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Poster: Anti-Hollow Date: Jan 22, 2007 12:04pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Who r u

Don't tell me you're sucking up to this immense a-hole? We....I mean he....I mean us....I mean............

Schizophrenia blows.

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Poster: rastamon Date: Jan 22, 2007 1:06pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Who r u

Betelgeuse!!!

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Poster: SDH2O Date: Jan 22, 2007 12:01pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Who r u

Don't know who this dude is, but he seems like a real a-hole. God, this place is attracting some real scum as of late. I think this is a good time to threaten to leave.

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Poster: dyermaker81 Date: Jan 22, 2007 12:03pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Who r u

yeah..then leave for a minute...and come back under a new identity and try to fool everyone. i for one would welcome him back...if he did it under his real name.

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Poster: orchiddoctor Date: Jan 22, 2007 12:11pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Who r u

Geeze: give a guy a little credit for his amazing guess.


Took away my fun, you did. Rat Bastard.



How many clones does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Really, I just can't seem to get mine screwed in right.

This post was modified by orchiddoctor on 2007-01-22 20:11:56

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Poster: Anti-Hollow Date: Jan 22, 2007 12:12pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Who r u

I'd love to help, but I'd much rather pelt you with dead lemming carcasses while you try to do it yourself. Now THAT'S entertainment!!!!

OK, "AH" will now retire to lie in wait until the wrongdoings of men require he return again to shower you with ill-tempered sarcasm.

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Poster: orchiddoctor Date: Jan 22, 2007 12:16pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Who r u

Beat me Daddy, eight to the bar.

(Or is that beat me Daddy, straight to the bar?

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Poster: cush11 Date: Jan 22, 2007 9:51pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Who r u

Both work for me... Welcome back Doc!

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Poster: SDH2O Date: Jan 22, 2007 12:19pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Who r u

Whew, let's be very happy that that butt-wipe finally left. Who the hell invited him anyway?

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Poster: direwolf0701 Date: Jan 22, 2007 12:23pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Who r u

i kinda liked him

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Poster: SDH2O Date: Jan 22, 2007 12:30pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Who r u

This coming from a guy who gets freaky with sheep and cows.

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Poster: direwolf0701 Date: Jan 22, 2007 12:32pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Who r u

you leave ol' bessie out of this - she is very sensitive

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Poster: SDH2O Date: Jan 22, 2007 12:33pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Who r u

That's what the K-Y's for.

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Poster: direwolf0701 Date: Jan 22, 2007 12:34pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Who r u

ooohhhhhhhh - i was just using the slobber coming out of her mouth while chewing her cud. oh well, i saved a couple of bucks, but maybe i should go see my doctor about the rash.

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Poster: dyermaker81 Date: Jan 22, 2007 12:14pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Who r u

At least 30. 1 to hold it and 29 others to grok till it turns by itself.

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Poster: orchiddoctor Date: Jan 22, 2007 12:17pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Who r u

Now I see the light.

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Poster: Grokin' in the Free World Date: Jan 22, 2007 12:18pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Who r u

And so ends another chapter in "Star Grok: Attack of the Clones."

Why has my name been sullied with the addition of (&apos) in the middle? An Anti-Hollow plot?

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Poster: dyermaker81 Date: Jan 22, 2007 11:59am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Who r u

WOW!

Orchid misses us big time!

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Poster: orchiddoctor Date: Jan 22, 2007 12:04pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Who r u

No, I have not missed a thing :)

Yes, I took the bait from the king of the assholes, Professor Saag, but I'm glad all my defensive and hopefully offensive diatribes led to the formation of the Assholes of America Society and subsequently to the initial grok.

Now, enough peace, more piss, please.

(Still, damn sharp guess you son of a Wolf).

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Poster: dyermaker81 Date: Jan 22, 2007 12:11pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Who r u

You made it too easy. Your verbage today was very much like your "kiss off" soliloquy. It just jumped right off the page at me. Now get to work on a new show pick for this week. Maybe you can title them Asshole Picks. :)

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Poster: Liamfinnegan Date: Jan 23, 2007 3:30pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: an somebody please tell me where the bathroom is?

And has anyone seen Kikiyoda? Been missing a coupla days

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Poster: rastamon Date: Jan 22, 2007 11:37am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Who r u

hmmmm....to change your name here, all your past threads names, are modified to your present one. My guess is that you are Al Gore, inventor of the Internets

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Poster: dyermaker81 Date: Jan 22, 2007 11:44am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Who r u

He just signed up through a different PC with a different IP address.